Hi! It’s me, your friend, Joey. If you’re reading this, surely you are, or at least will potentially soon be my friend. I want to show you what my brain sounds like. All I do is listen to video game music and write weird rap verses about how funny & strange it is to be a very visibly queer person who is alive in America right now. I think that if you listen to me rap for a full hour it’s probably difficult to not develop a para-social relationship with me like I’m a streamer you’ve been watching for 3 1/2 years. I really put a lot of ME into these things. I think video games changed my life and I think rhyming is very funny. I like to believe I am very good at it and nobody ever really disagrees with me. One time Mega Ran said I was the 26th best nerdcore rapper. Isn’t that funny? He would probably hate that I included this part, but I think that makes it funnier. I’ll send it to him if this ends up going public, so if you wanna know how funny he thought it was, ask me after the show.

JOEY Z64
Hi! It’s me, your friend, Joey. If you’re reading this, surely you are, or at least will potentially soon be my friend. I want to show you what my brain